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		<title>25 MPH on a Cargo Bike</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 02:31:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ I had an 8:30 AM meeting this morning, it was raining and I was running around looking for my rain gear (helmet cover, shoe covers, leg warmers, etc). ...  They will go North with me up to Door County for my century ride on Sunday but that's another story.  ...  I get on my bike and I start cranking it out to get into work. ...  I get to the first stop sign and I realize that he is in my draft. ...  Mike pulls out in the lead like he is going to pull for a while.  ...  I pull out the stop and get in his draft for while then it is my turn to take lead. ...  I'm thinking to myself, "well, if he is going pull us at 25 MPH, I'll pull at 25 MPH."   I'm on my commuter bike with full fenders, a rack and a 12 pound pannier with lunch, change of clothes and all my miscellany in it.   I'm working hard but if we're going to do a 25 MPH pace, then dammit, I'm going to take my pull.   Suddenly Mike (as I later learn his name is) pulls along side and says, " You do know I'm cheating don't you?  <a href="http://jimphelps.info/2008/09/04/25-mph-on-a-cargo-bike/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jimphelps.info&amp;blog=228285&amp;post=267&amp;subd=jimphelps&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had an 8:30 AM meeting this morning, it was raining and I was running around looking for my rain gear (helmet cover, shoe covers, leg warmers, etc). It was 92 degrees F yesterday &#8211; the warmest day of the year. This morning, the remnants of Gustav rolled into town. They will go North with me up to Door County for my century ride on Sunday but that&#8217;s another story.</p>
<p>I finally race out of the house running about 10 minutes behind when I should have left. I get on my bike and I start cranking it out to get into work. I see a guy (Mike it turns out), riding past the house on a <a href="http://www.xtracycle.com/">cargo bike.</a></p>
<p><img src="http://www.xtracycle.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/home_family.jpg" /><br />
He is going North on Gilbert (which runs on the West side of our house). I head out East on Dorsett. We are traveling perpendicular paths to each other. I turn left on Luan and I see Mike on Hammersly. I turn right on Hammersly and Mike is ahead of me also heading for the <a href="http://www.mapmyride.com/route/us/wi/madison/439220474434" title="My commute route">South-West bike path</a>.<br />
We climb the fly-over and head out on the trail proper. I pass him on the flats and say, &#8220;Good morning&#8221;. He says, &#8220;Good morning&#8221;. I &#8216;m still cranking away because I&#8217;m running late. I get to the first stop sign and I realize that he is in my draft. He says, &#8220;You&#8217;ve got fenders so I can draft properly&#8221; and we both laugh. We get a break in traffic, both cross Midvale Blvd and take off. Mike pulls out in the lead like he is going to pull for a while.<br />
<em>First off: this is strange. I get a lot of people who suck my back wheel into or out of work. Rarely to they swap leads with me.</em><br />
Well, I&#8217;m glad for the help because it is raining and I&#8217;m late. He pulls for a while, I swap and take lead and cruise to the next stop. We cross Odana and Mike pulls out. I start to chase him down to get in his draft but he is flying. I look at my computer &#8211; 25.3 MPH. &#8220;Man, this guy is cranking on a cargo bike. He must be a monster.&#8221; I pull out the stop and get in his draft for while then it is my turn to take lead. I pull out around him.<br />
(I will say that he looked surprised when I took the lead again.)<br />
I&#8217;m thinking to myself, &#8220;well, if he is going pull us at 25 MPH, I&#8217;ll pull at 25 MPH.&#8221; I&#8217;m on my commuter bike with full fenders, a rack and a 12 pound pannier with lunch, change of clothes and all my miscellany in it. I&#8217;m working hard but if we&#8217;re going to do a 25 MPH pace, then dammit, I&#8217;m going to take my pull.<br />
Suddenly Mike (as I later learn his name is) pulls along side and says, &#8221; You do know I&#8217;m cheating don&#8217;t you? I mean, I hate to let people think that this is all human power. Have a look down there.&#8221; He nods his head, pointing back behind his legs. I look down. He has an electric assist motor. It provides 100-300 Watts of assist to his pedaling!<br />
Ha! I&#8217;m killing myself to pull a guy with a motor. He does do a long commute as I learn (about 15 miles each way).<br />
We had a good laugh and a good chat on the rest of the way in.<br />
That&#8217;s what love about bike commuting &#8211; the laughs and camaraderie.</p>
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		<title>A Subtile Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:58:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From our walk at Governor Nelson State Park today&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jimphelps.info&amp;blog=228285&amp;post=183&amp;subd=jimphelps&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From our walk at Governor Nelson State Park today&#8230;<br />
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		<title>The Ze Frank music show</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 20:59:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is one of my favorite Ze Frank episodes. Though, it is a “final act” of sorts. The songs play off of the history of Ze Frank. You won&#8217;t get the humor unless you have watched a bunch of the previous episodes. http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2007/03/030808.html play_blip_movie_169197(); I miss Ze Frank. Ze did a year of short videos. &#8230; <a href="http://jimphelps.info/2007/05/17/the-ze-frank-music-show/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jimphelps.info&amp;blog=228285&amp;post=128&amp;subd=jimphelps&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is one of my favorite Ze Frank episodes.  Though, it is a “final act” of sorts.  The songs play off of the history of Ze Frank.  You won&#8217;t get the humor unless you have watched a bunch of the previous episodes.</p>
<p>http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2007/03/030808.html</p>
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<p>I miss Ze Frank.  Ze did a year of short videos.  They were political, humorous, silly, insightful and great fun.  If you missed the year of Ze Frank, you can still watch his archive.  He was very amusing.</p>
<p>Ze also performed at <a href="http://www.ted.com">TED</a> in 2006.</p>
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		<title>Gnome abduction</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2006 02:04:30 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Must have garden product from <a href="http://www.uncommongoods.com/item/item.jsp?itemId=14503" title="Uncommon Goods Gnome Be Gone">Uncommon Goods</a>.</p>
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		<title>This has to be one of the funniest covers I have ever seen</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2006 15:08:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain video Absolutely marvelous. Technorati Tags: Jim Phelps<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jimphelps.info&amp;blog=228285&amp;post=109&amp;subd=jimphelps&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check out the <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4559510005057780538">Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain video</a></p>
<p>Absolutely marvelous.</p>
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		<title>Making a living in a virtual world</title>
		<link>http://jimphelps.info/2006/02/08/making-a-living-in-a-virtual-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2006 16:56:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wire News has a story about Making a Living in Second Life.&#160; Second Life is a virtual world were you can live out the life of your avitar.&#160; Within a month, Grinnell was making more in Second Life than in her real-world job as a dispatcher. And after three months she realized she could quit &#8230; <a href="http://jimphelps.info/2006/02/08/making-a-living-in-a-virtual-world/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jimphelps.info&amp;blog=228285&amp;post=86&amp;subd=jimphelps&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wire News has a story about <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,70153-0.html?tw=rss.index">Making a Living in Second Life</a>.&nbsp; Second Life is a virtual world were you can live out the life of your avitar.&nbsp;</p>
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Within a month, Grinnell was making more in <a href="http://secondlife.com">Second Life</a> than in her real-world job as a dispatcher. And after three months she realized she could quit her day job altogether. </p>
<p>Now <a href="http://secondlife.com/">Second Life</a> is her primary source of income, and Grinnell, whose avatar answers to the name Janie Marlowe, claims she earns more than four times her previous salary.</p>
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<p>One person makes $150,000 a year (in real $US money) renting virtual land to other people.  I must say that I&#8217;m not really sure what to make of it.  Who would spend this kind of money to own and maintain a virtual island?</p>
<blockquote><p>Islands are priced at US$1,250 for 16 acres. Monthly land fees for maintenance are US$195.</p></blockquote>
<p>What if the server crashes?  Is it obsession?  Is &#8220;real life&#8221; too boring?  Do they have <a href="http://www.intergem.net/ipod.html">too much money</a>?</p>
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		<title>Bumper Sticker on Laptop</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2006 18:08:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m in a meeting with Oracle. Across the way is a woman and her laptop. She has this sticker on her laptop. I&#8217;m amused: [tag]JimPhelps, Voldemort[/tag]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jimphelps.info&amp;blog=228285&amp;post=67&amp;subd=jimphelps&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m in a meeting with Oracle.  Across the way is a woman and her laptop.  She has this sticker on her laptop.  I&#8217;m amused:</p>
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		<title>Random Quotes from TV &#8211; The Hotel Room Edition</title>
		<link>http://jimphelps.info/2006/01/02/random-quotes-from-tv-the-hotel-room-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2006 00:53:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jimphelps</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I channel surf when I&#8217;m in hotels. I always watch stuff I never watch at home. It is kinda like camping food. Things that taste great camping really suck if you make them at home. Random quotes from surfing tonight: From E! &#8211; “Girls like dumb guys. They&#8217;re like big dogs.” Somethings you hear are &#8230; <a href="http://jimphelps.info/2006/01/02/random-quotes-from-tv-the-hotel-room-edition/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jimphelps.info&amp;blog=228285&amp;post=66&amp;subd=jimphelps&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I channel surf when I&#8217;m in hotels.  I always watch stuff I never watch at home.  It is kinda like camping food.  Things that taste great camping really suck if you make them at home.</p>
<p>Random quotes from surfing tonight:</p>
<p>From E! &#8211; “Girls like dumb guys.  They&#8217;re like big dogs.”</p>
<p>Somethings you hear are specific to the locale &#8211; “I work in textiles and I like my job but I&#8217;m afraid it will get outsourced overseas.  That&#8217;s why I went back to school.”  I do have to agree with the sentiment.</p>
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		<title>Small Dog Halloween</title>
		<link>http://jimphelps.info/2005/11/04/small-dog-halloween/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2005 23:05:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Small Dog Electronics is an on-line retailer where I like to shop. They send small plastic dogs with your order. They have a picture of Lola on their site. Anyway. They had a Halloween costume contest. The winner for most original costume was Don. Check it out. It is a hilarious costume. - Jim<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jimphelps.info&amp;blog=228285&amp;post=53&amp;subd=jimphelps&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.smalldog.com/">Small Dog Electronics</a> is an on-line retailer where I like to shop.  They send small plastic dogs with your order.  They have a picture of <a href="http://www.smalldog.com/mydog/number.php?id=1719">Lola</a> on their site.  Anyway.  They had a <a href="http://www.smalldog.com/halloween/winner/"> Halloween costume contest.  The winner for most original costume was Don.  Check it out.  It is a hilarious costume.</p>
<p>- Jim<br />
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